Overheard Conversation

In the middle of Fred Meyers, I stand alone with a small memo pad and my trustful pen.  In Fred Meyers I had a mission.  My goal was to eavesdrop on a conversation, but at the same time I was also shopping of items at Fred Meyers.

So, my mission starts.  In Fred Meyers, I carefully follow a older fellow wearing a bright colored Hawaiian shirt who we will call him Chris.  I follow him for a few lines just waiting for him to start a conversation with someone, as I pretend to shop.  

Sooner than later the older fellow spots a close old friend in the distance.  The conversation starts with the general questions like how are you, how have your kids been, all the jazz.  Then the older mans friend you we will call Bob at the moment, pulled out a gun magazine.  Then they talked about there newest hunting trip that they both went on, and how to prepare the different meats.  Then Bob asked Chris, “So what will you be doing with your PFD this year”  while they are both still looking through gun magazine.  “Well” Chris replied “ I think that I might have to buy a new gun so I go hunting for different game or buy a bigger fridge because my wife has been asking for a new one for a few years, what about you Bob.”  Bob replied as they turn to walk down the chip line.  “ Well I don’t really know I’m thinking about saving it and use it for my grandson’s college fund.”

That this point in the conversation the two hugged and said there goodbyes, and the parted ways.  With this leaving me to follow Bob now as I have gotten my supplies that I would need for the week.

I was only to leave me to think about the conversation and what all did I hear, even though I missed some parts due to me getting some supplies.  So leaving me to think about the conversation, it led me to the point of that Chris and Bob are hunters.  But they aren’t normal hunters but that they hunt humans.  So this makes them serial killers.  So this grandparents are serial killers, which is why Chris would want to buy a new gun.  But these grandparents have to lay low, which is why Bob might be saving his  PFD for his grandson college fund.